Tuesday, December 02, 2008

The Gourmet Solitaire Cat: An Apology

Me tucking in! Thank you, Purina Pussy!

This blog offers an unreserved apology to the Gourmet Solitaire Cat. Readers of previous postings may have thought that phrases such as ''Princess Whitepaws Bumfluff III' is even more stupid than I thought,' and 'resembles a large feather duster from which the stick has been removed' implied a lack of respect verging on animosity. Nothing could be further from the truth. I have the utmost respect for this fine animal who is such an outstanding example of a pedigree breed. The arrival of a pot of Gourmet Solitaire ('Rabbit & Game' variety) in a charming box decorated with gold stars and a picture of my new best friend, has only reinforced my admiration, and any time this darling animal would care to drop round, he or she will be most welcome - provided, of course, they bring a crate of the finest comestibles with them.

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